I can't speak for everyone else (at least not until I'm elected the leader) but, for me, it's weird that one of my closest friends has a daughter that is now the same age we were when we became friends. Is anyone else experiencing this? When did this happen? Her daughter is 13-years-old and every … Continue reading Will Breakdance for Likes
Apparently, Not Everyone Likes Butt Jokes
Being a content writer has been not as fun as I thought it would be. While it's helped in some ways, I spend the majority of my time writing for audiologists - this does not help when all you want to do is write jokes. Additionally, I'm running out of ways to convince people to … Continue reading Apparently, Not Everyone Likes Butt Jokes
I get paid a whole $10 for this.
It's happened. I'm whoring out my writing for exposure. I'm a total sell out. It's not too bad. After spending 2 1/2 years writing show recaps for free, I was offered a contract with Taste of Reality to basically make fun of reality shows they assigned me for $10 an article. It started with Vanderpump … Continue reading I get paid a whole $10 for this.
Always Finding the Funny
As you may or may not (probably more not) have noticed I've been absent over the last few weeks. It turns out when you work a grown-up job you're given added responsibilities - something my brain is having a hard time absorbing. I'm having trouble finding the time to write - partly the reason for … Continue reading Always Finding the Funny
Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
Not the Kool Kid: Forward
Hello everyone! Welcome to the show! How are you? Sounds great. Get comfortable because you're in for a real treat. When this is all over we'll be best friends. Unless a movie gets made about my life, then my best friends will be famous people. Sorry, I don't make the rules in Hollywood, I'll just … Continue reading Not the Kool Kid: Forward
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
So, as you probably don't remember, I have set a goal of reading at least 35 books this year. While the next 34 will be ones I've never read, the first one I chose for the year is one I've read more times than I can count. Regardless of anyone's opinion of her this is … Continue reading Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
So, I've been at my new job for a week. I love it, except for one thing - I had to have my picture taken for the website. I'm not photogenic AT. ALL. On top of that I'm, apparently, ridiculously allergic to mountain cedar which is at an extreme high right now. Thursday was picture … Continue reading The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
Vanderpump Rules: Sex, Lies, and Audiotape
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