For the most part, the people in horror movies don't have it so bad, with the exception of whatever's trying to kill them. Whether they're being chased by zombies, serial killers, or whatever demonic spirit they've let inhabit a doll, their story usually starts off in a nice house with a nice family and everyone … Continue reading Watch This, Not That: Horror, Vol. 3
Adventures in Senior-Sitting: When Spring Break Goes Bad
I'm not sure what traumatized me into never wanting kids. Maybe it was realizing that kids equaled zero fun time. Or, that you had to be responsible for them forever. Or maybe it was something my grandma said: "your kids will be 3 times as bad as you." No thanks. I was a nightmare, so … Continue reading Adventures in Senior-Sitting: When Spring Break Goes Bad
Review: Girl With No Job | Claudia Oshry
I think the goal of just about everyone is to eventually become a person with no job, living comfortably without a care in the world aside from future plagues, a failed economy, unreasonable living prices, American Idol being renewed for 40 more seasons, and the possibility of running out of retirement money before dying. Thanks … Continue reading Review: Girl With No Job | Claudia Oshry
Review: I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are | Rachel Bloom
I don't have much of a review since I read this 100 months ago and am just now getting to it. Here is my review: this book is good, you should read it. I didn't know anything about Rachel Bloom until Barnes & Noble kept reminding me she had a book. So I bought it, … Continue reading Review: I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are | Rachel Bloom
You’ve shown me nothing
The other day, a friend of mine was in town and stopped by for a visit. I was incredibly happy to see her given the fact that it had been a little over 5 months since our last get together. This time however, she had her 4-year-old with her. This was a problem for 2 … Continue reading You’ve shown me nothing
Dreams Do Come True: Part 2
If you or someone you know is currently trying to change their life by being more positive and letting the past go via Instagram posts or a 25-year-old life coach, this story is for you. First, the backstory. It all started when a bunch of grown assholes ruined my childhood dream of meeting the Green … Continue reading Dreams Do Come True: Part 2
Watch This, Not That: Documentaries
I kind of remember when reality TV was invented. For me, it was invented when Season 8 of MTVs The Real World debuted. Th at's when I started watching it and I remember thinking it was the exact opposite of the real world. It's been all downhill from there. A few years ago I had … Continue reading Watch This, Not That: Documentaries
Dreams do come true
Like everyone on the planet in the early 90s, 8-year-old me and my 5-year-old cousin were super fans of the Power Rangers. Both of us were Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger because she could do backflips but also because she was Tommy the Green Power Ranger’s girlfriend and we loved him. My aunt also loved him, so when … Continue reading Dreams do come true
Review: The Meaning of Mariah | Mariah Carey
Years ago, I had a dream of being a famous singer. Back then you had to really work for it. There was no TikTok or YouTube to propel a talentless individual into the spotlight. No. Back then, you had to find a way to get in front of record executives. I tried cold-calling them using … Continue reading Review: The Meaning of Mariah | Mariah Carey
Watch This, Not That | Horror, Vol. 2
According to Google, the definition of 'horror' is "an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust" which simultaneously explains, and somehow does not explain, why there are so many shitty movies lumped into this genre on Netflix. It's tough to find good horror these days, at least something that's not brought to us by the … Continue reading Watch This, Not That | Horror, Vol. 2
