There are some jobs that I just have a hard time taking serious. That's not to say I'm right, you understand. For a long time I refused to accept Social Media Manager as a vocation, and now it's how I pay the bills. But then there are times that I am right, like when people … Continue reading Internet Airball #1: “I’m Your Content Calendar for Your Online Coaching Business, and I’m Going on Strike”
For someone who is filled with anxiety and self-doubt and is irrationally self-conscious, I am really making some big things happen... in my head. If you ask my imagination I'm practically a best selling author and everyone wants to work with me. I also just hosted Saturday Night Live with Jake Gyllenhaal. Did I mention … Continue reading Internet Airballs
"Sometimes in life, you gotta eat a lotta shit." No wait, this one's better: "Life is just one all-you-can-eat shit show." I'm on a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel kick and I couldn't have started watching this show at a better time. Being an adult right now is terrible. Nothing at all like what I imagined, which … Continue reading “I’m Right On Top of That, Rose!”
Other than my niece, I don't like kids. I'm genuinely mystified when I hear someone say "I love kids!" I just don't get it. Kids scream. They want to touch your stuff. They have cooler toys today than I ever did and yet they still want to play with an iPhone. Wait until it turns … Continue reading I would like to give this inheritance back, please.
I'm not sure if you can tell by my previous posts, but I like to drink. I tried to not drink, but it didn't work so instead, I decided to not drink as much. It works great during the week but when it comes to the weekend? It's. ON. My drink of choice is Miller … Continue reading Drunk Things: Vol. 1
So right now I'm reading Weird But Normal by Mia Mercado and in it, she tells a story about being on vacation at Disney with her family when she was 12 and there's an Aladdin Ride/Poop story it reminded me of a vacation I took when I was 14 that I still can't believe my … Continue reading Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
In no particular order, here is a list of things that don't come naturally to me: fashion, being nice, sports of any kind, teaching things. There are more but those are the main ones. I was horrendous at these things before but quarantine has made me practically allergic to them. In regards to fashion, I'm … Continue reading How to Turn $120 into $10,020
Happy day after Easter everyone! I'm hurting. Nothing emotional, just pride-wise. Here's the thing: I'm sure I've mentioned this a time or two but... I'm Mexican. And do you know what my people do on Easter? We drink, A LOT. Too much and now I'm here, playing my favorite hangover game "did I dream that … Continue reading Did I Dream That or Did I Do That?
Age is nothing but a number. It's such a cliché thing to say but it's true. It has to be or the reality is I'm mentally aging in reverse. In fact, don't even ask me how old I am. I'm relearning numbers. Recently I attended a funeral that I was not prepared to attend. Not … Continue reading Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Did you know there are perks to working a job you hate? There are very few of them, mind, and some people may think of them as "reasons to not set the boss's car on fire" as opposed to "perks", but they do exist. One is a paycheck. Another, for me at least, is sometimes … Continue reading The Typical Jenn Experiment