Other than books, video games have been a much-needed escape for me, particularly the ones where I'm killing zombies and saving humanity. Video games get a bad rap, often being referred to as "time-wasting" and "mindless". Obviously, I would hardly call them "time-wasting". This is 2020; if you're not prepared for anything - and I … Continue reading Review: Ready Player One | Ernest Cline
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The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
Drunk Things: Vol. 1
I'm not sure if you can tell by my previous posts, but I like to drink. I tried to not drink, but it didn't work so instead, I decided to not drink as much. It works great during the week but when it comes to the weekend? It's. ON. My drink of choice is Miller … Continue reading Drunk Things: Vol. 1
Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
So right now I'm reading Weird But Normal by Mia Mercado and in it, she tells a story about being on vacation at Disney with her family when she was 12 and there's an Aladdin Ride/Poop story it reminded me of a vacation I took when I was 14 that I still can't believe my … Continue reading Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
How to Turn $120 into $10,020
In no particular order, here is a list of things that don't come naturally to me: fashion, being nice, sports of any kind, teaching things. There are more but those are the main ones. I was horrendous at these things before but quarantine has made me practically allergic to them. In regards to fashion, I'm … Continue reading How to Turn $120 into $10,020
Did I Dream That or Did I Do That?
Happy day after Easter everyone! I'm hurting. Nothing emotional, just pride-wise. Here's the thing: I'm sure I've mentioned this a time or two but... I'm Mexican. And do you know what my people do on Easter? We drink, A LOT. Too much and now I'm here, playing my favorite hangover game "did I dream that … Continue reading Did I Dream That or Did I Do That?
Review: Open Book | Jessica Simpson
I used to sing. Shut up, I did. I started with Tejano music then moved on to Freestyle music (it made a comeback in the 90s and you had to have zero talent). Then I opted for pop music because it appeared that that's where the money was at. If Britney Spears could get a … Continue reading Review: Open Book | Jessica Simpson
Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Age is nothing but a number. It's such a cliché thing to say but it's true. It has to be or the reality is I'm mentally aging in reverse. In fact, don't even ask me how old I am. I'm relearning numbers. Recently I attended a funeral that I was not prepared to attend. Not … Continue reading Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Review: The Last Black Unicorn | Tiffany Haddish
I have a dream. And that dream is to one day be a guest on Comedy Central's Drunk History, both as an actress and as a drunk person. No, really. I realize most dreams consist of purchasing homes or getting a Master's degree. Not me. I want to be drunk on national TV talking about … Continue reading Review: The Last Black Unicorn | Tiffany Haddish
Review: The Tao of Bill Murray |Gavin Edwards
I have a problem, and that problem is when it comes to work I have a hard time saying 'no' when someone asks me for a favor. This leads to me over-extending myself, which stresses me out, resulting in my transformation into a volcano of rage. The mere thought of having to add anything - … Continue reading Review: The Tao of Bill Murray |Gavin Edwards
