I used to sing. Shut up, I did. I started with Tejano music then moved on to Freestyle music (it made a comeback in the 90s and you had to have zero talent). Then I opted for pop music because it appeared that that's where the money was at. If Britney Spears could get a … Continue reading Review: Open Book | Jessica Simpson
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The Emperor’s New Sweater
For the most part, I spend the majority of my time with a girl I met when I was 14 and who, to this day, is still one of my best friends. Through most of high school, it was just us two - very Romy and Michelle. However, one day we made the mistake of allowing an outsider to infiltrate our twosome.
Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Age is nothing but a number. It's such a cliché thing to say but it's true. It has to be or the reality is I'm mentally aging in reverse. In fact, don't even ask me how old I am. I'm relearning numbers. Recently I attended a funeral that I was not prepared to attend. Not … Continue reading Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Review: The Last Black Unicorn | Tiffany Haddish
I have a dream. And that dream is to one day be a guest on Comedy Central's Drunk History, both as an actress and as a drunk person. No, really. I realize most dreams consist of purchasing homes or getting a Master's degree. Not me. I want to be drunk on national TV talking about … Continue reading Review: The Last Black Unicorn | Tiffany Haddish
Review: The Tao of Bill Murray |Gavin Edwards
I have a problem, and that problem is when it comes to work I have a hard time saying 'no' when someone asks me for a favor. This leads to me over-extending myself, which stresses me out, resulting in my transformation into a volcano of rage. The mere thought of having to add anything - … Continue reading Review: The Tao of Bill Murray |Gavin Edwards
Review: Failure is An Option | H. Jon Benjamin
OK, so here's the deal with this book: it's hilarious. I'm talking it made me cry-laugh. H. Jon details his failures from childhood to his most recent - failing to do two different voices for Bob (Bob's Burgers) and Archer (Archer, duh). What I love most is this book never turns inspirational. There's no advice … Continue reading Review: Failure is An Option | H. Jon Benjamin
Review: Next Level Basic | Stassi Schroeder
As all 5 of you know, I used to write about the show Vanderpump Rules - first on my site then for the entertainment blog Taste of Reality. Writing about the show was fun but there's like 28 episodes a season and they're in season 7 - there are only so many jokes you can … Continue reading Review: Next Level Basic | Stassi Schroeder
Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
So, as you probably don't remember, I have set a goal of reading at least 35 books this year. While the next 34 will be ones I've never read, the first one I chose for the year is one I've read more times than I can count. Regardless of anyone's opinion of her this is … Continue reading Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
