There are some jobs that I just have a hard time taking serious. That's not to say I'm right, you understand. For a long time I refused to accept Social Media Manager as a vocation, and now it's how I pay the bills. But then there are times that I am right, like when people … Continue reading Internet Airball #1: “I’m Your Content Calendar for Your Online Coaching Business, and I’m Going on Strike”
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For someone who is filled with anxiety and self-doubt and is irrationally self-conscious, I am really making some big things happen... in my head. If you ask my imagination I'm practically a best selling author and everyone wants to work with me. I also just hosted Saturday Night Live with Jake Gyllenhaal. Did I mention … Continue reading Internet Airballs
“I’m Right On Top of That, Rose!”
"Sometimes in life, you gotta eat a lotta shit." No wait, this one's better: "Life is just one all-you-can-eat shit show." I'm on a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel kick and I couldn't have started watching this show at a better time. Being an adult right now is terrible. Nothing at all like what I imagined, which … Continue reading “I’m Right On Top of That, Rose!”
Review: Weird But Normal | Mia Mercado
Nothing makes me happier than knowing I'm not the only one who adopted the personality of a fictional character when I was a kid (it's been a long year so it takes very little). For Mia Mercado, it was Annie. For me, it was Wednesday Addams. I also enjoy relating to someone on the ridiculousness … Continue reading Review: Weird But Normal | Mia Mercado
I would like to give this inheritance back, please.
Other than my niece, I don't like kids. I'm genuinely mystified when I hear someone say "I love kids!" I just don't get it. Kids scream. They want to touch your stuff. They have cooler toys today than I ever did and yet they still want to play with an iPhone. Wait until it turns … Continue reading I would like to give this inheritance back, please.
Review: Ready Player One | Ernest Cline
Other than books, video games have been a much-needed escape for me, particularly the ones where I'm killing zombies and saving humanity. Video games get a bad rap, often being referred to as "time-wasting" and "mindless". Obviously, I would hardly call them "time-wasting". This is 2020; if you're not prepared for anything - and I … Continue reading Review: Ready Player One | Ernest Cline
The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
Drunk Things: Vol. 1
I'm not sure if you can tell by my previous posts, but I like to drink. I tried to not drink, but it didn't work so instead, I decided to not drink as much. It works great during the week but when it comes to the weekend? It's. ON. My drink of choice is Miller … Continue reading Drunk Things: Vol. 1
Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
So right now I'm reading Weird But Normal by Mia Mercado and in it, she tells a story about being on vacation at Disney with her family when she was 12 and there's an Aladdin Ride/Poop story it reminded me of a vacation I took when I was 14 that I still can't believe my … Continue reading Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
How to Turn $120 into $10,020
In no particular order, here is a list of things that don't come naturally to me: fashion, being nice, sports of any kind, teaching things. There are more but those are the main ones. I was horrendous at these things before but quarantine has made me practically allergic to them. In regards to fashion, I'm … Continue reading How to Turn $120 into $10,020
