If I had to use a story to adequately depict my life, it would be the one about the time I was in high school and had a huge crush on a guy named Albert who was super popular and a star varsity basketball player but had to settle for his twin brother who was … Continue reading Dress For Whatever Job
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“I’m Right On Top of That, Rose!”
"Sometimes in life, you gotta eat a lotta shit." No wait, this one's better: "Life is just one all-you-can-eat shit show." I'm on a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel kick and I couldn't have started watching this show at a better time. Being an adult right now is terrible. Nothing at all like what I imagined, which … Continue reading “I’m Right On Top of That, Rose!”
This Week on Typical Jenn
Hi hello! How was your week? Awesome, here's what happened to me. So, according to my husband, our roof is rapidly deteriorating. To me, that sounds like a colossal exaggeration. I don't ever look at our roof when I drive up to the house but if shingles aren't flying at my windshield then how bad … Continue reading This Week on Typical Jenn
Stereotypical Jenn
Over the years, I've been pretty vocal about the heartache I suffered upon discovering I was a millennial. After spending the better part of two decades not caring about or even seeing the point of these classifications, I was suddenly angered by the fact that because of a technicality (my birth year) I was officially … Continue reading Stereotypical Jenn
The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
So, I've been at my new job for a week. I love it, except for one thing - I had to have my picture taken for the website. I'm not photogenic AT. ALL. On top of that I'm, apparently, ridiculously allergic to mountain cedar which is at an extreme high right now. Thursday was picture … Continue reading The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
