With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
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Review: Next Level Basic | Stassi Schroeder
As all 5 of you know, I used to write about the show Vanderpump Rules - first on my site then for the entertainment blog Taste of Reality. Writing about the show was fun but there's like 28 episodes a season and they're in season 7 - there are only so many jokes you can … Continue reading Review: Next Level Basic | Stassi Schroeder
Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
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Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
I have two friends; two women that I hang out with and confide in and can genuinely call friends. Sometimes I think I want two more friends, a thought that usually comes to me when I'm watching Sex And The City reruns. Then I watch Vanderpump Rules.. and I immediately defect. Is this what groups … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
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When I was younger I used to make fun of my mom for watching All My Children, a soap opera from the 1900s that I found to be absolutely ridiculous. People would disappear and reappear at random, story lines became more outrageous or were repeated using different people, and there was always the possibility of … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules
Jax Goes to His Own Personal Hell for 2 Weeks
As made evident by some of my blog posts, every so often I like to pick a reality show and write about it. Vanderpump Rules is on that list and since it's starting its new life as a spinoff machine I figured I would write about its first: Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. I'm already … Continue reading Jax Goes to His Own Personal Hell for 2 Weeks