It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
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Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
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Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
I have two friends; two women that I hang out with and confide in and can genuinely call friends. Sometimes I think I want two more friends, a thought that usually comes to me when I'm watching Sex And The City reruns. Then I watch Vanderpump Rules.. and I immediately defect. Is this what groups … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
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When I was younger I used to make fun of my mom for watching All My Children, a soap opera from the 1900s that I found to be absolutely ridiculous. People would disappear and reappear at random, story lines became more outrageous or were repeated using different people, and there was always the possibility of … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules
Jax Goes to His Own Personal Hell for 2 Weeks
As made evident by some of my blog posts, every so often I like to pick a reality show and write about it. Vanderpump Rules is on that list and since it's starting its new life as a spinoff machine I figured I would write about its first: Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. I'm already … Continue reading Jax Goes to His Own Personal Hell for 2 Weeks
