With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
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Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
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Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
I have two friends; two women that I hang out with and confide in and can genuinely call friends. Sometimes I think I want two more friends, a thought that usually comes to me when I'm watching Sex And The City reruns. Then I watch Vanderpump Rules.. and I immediately defect. Is this what groups … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
