I kind of remember when reality TV was invented. For me, it was invented when Season 8 of MTVs The Real World debuted. Th at's when I started watching it and I remember thinking it was the exact opposite of the real world. It's been all downhill from there. A few years ago I had … Continue reading Watch This, Not That: Documentaries
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Review: The Meaning of Mariah | Mariah Carey
Years ago, I had a dream of being a famous singer. Back then you had to really work for it. There was no TikTok or YouTube to propel a talentless individual into the spotlight. No. Back then, you had to find a way to get in front of record executives. I tried cold-calling them using … Continue reading Review: The Meaning of Mariah | Mariah Carey
Watch This, Not That | Horror, Vol. 2
According to Google, the definition of 'horror' is "an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust" which simultaneously explains, and somehow does not explain, why there are so many shitty movies lumped into this genre on Netflix. It's tough to find good horror these days, at least something that's not brought to us by the … Continue reading Watch This, Not That | Horror, Vol. 2
Watch This, Not That | Horror, Vol. 1
I like to consider myself a horror enthusiast, a horror snob if you will. When it comes time to pick the movies I'm going to watch for this column, I can barely get through the horror movie section of Netflix without making a sarcastic remark to myself. I'm very witty. Who decides this belongs in … Continue reading Watch This, Not That | Horror, Vol. 1
Watch This Not That: Halloween Edition
Not that October (or any month over the last few years for that matter) is normally filled with new horror releases but thanks to the 'rona, there are now zero. But like everything else, I'm making the most of it: I'm watching horror movies I've never heard of and letting you guys know if they're … Continue reading Watch This Not That: Halloween Edition
Review: Weird But Normal | Mia Mercado
Nothing makes me happier than knowing I'm not the only one who adopted the personality of a fictional character when I was a kid (it's been a long year so it takes very little). For Mia Mercado, it was Annie. For me, it was Wednesday Addams. I also enjoy relating to someone on the ridiculousness … Continue reading Review: Weird But Normal | Mia Mercado
Review: Ready Player One | Ernest Cline
Other than books, video games have been a much-needed escape for me, particularly the ones where I'm killing zombies and saving humanity. Video games get a bad rap, often being referred to as "time-wasting" and "mindless". Obviously, I would hardly call them "time-wasting". This is 2020; if you're not prepared for anything - and I … Continue reading Review: Ready Player One | Ernest Cline
The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
Review: Open Book | Jessica Simpson
I used to sing. Shut up, I did. I started with Tejano music then moved on to Freestyle music (it made a comeback in the 90s and you had to have zero talent). Then I opted for pop music because it appeared that that's where the money was at. If Britney Spears could get a … Continue reading Review: Open Book | Jessica Simpson
Review: The Last Black Unicorn | Tiffany Haddish
I have a dream. And that dream is to one day be a guest on Comedy Central's Drunk History, both as an actress and as a drunk person. No, really. I realize most dreams consist of purchasing homes or getting a Master's degree. Not me. I want to be drunk on national TV talking about … Continue reading Review: The Last Black Unicorn | Tiffany Haddish