There are some jobs that I just have a hard time taking serious. That's not to say I'm right, you understand. For a long time I refused to accept Social Media Manager as a vocation, and now it's how I pay the bills. But then there are times that I am right, like when people … Continue reading Internet Airball #1: “I’m Your Content Calendar for Your Online Coaching Business, and I’m Going on Strike”
Other than my niece, I don't like kids. I'm genuinely mystified when I hear someone say "I love kids!" I just don't get it. Kids scream. They want to touch your stuff. They have cooler toys today than I ever did and yet they still want to play with an iPhone. Wait until it turns … Continue reading I would like to give this inheritance back, please.
With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
I've mentioned this incident before but for the people in the back, here we go. So when I was 16, my friend Ileen and I were heading to the lake when she announced that we would be giving another girl, Kelly, a ride. Why? I don't know but I begrudgingly picked Kelly up and brought … Continue reading Oh my god oh my god oh my god the girl who stole my sunglasses 20 years ago is out of prison
Over the years, I've been pretty vocal about the heartache I suffered upon discovering I was a millennial. After spending the better part of two decades not caring about or even seeing the point of these classifications, I was suddenly angered by the fact that because of a technicality (my birth year) I was officially … Continue reading Stereotypical Jenn
So, I've been at my new job for a week. I love it, except for one thing - I had to have my picture taken for the website. I'm not photogenic AT. ALL. On top of that I'm, apparently, ridiculously allergic to mountain cedar which is at an extreme high right now. Thursday was picture … Continue reading The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
Yesterday I was super excited about getting my MacBook fixed. Here's how that ended. First, the back story: The first marketing job I ever had required me to learn graphic design so I could create their advertisements, as opposed to outsourcing. However, they didn't want to pay for the software I needed so instead they … Continue reading Why My Blog is Called ‘Typical Jenn’ and Not ‘Everything is Coming Up Millhouse For Jenn’
Well, I've done it. I've managed to blow yet another year of Typical Jenn's 31 Days of Halloween before the 31 days was even up, and I was off to such a good start! My goal was to post something Halloweeny every day and then I got to day 8 and fell off. How does … Continue reading Another Year, Another Blown 31 Days of Halloween