Like everyone on the planet in the early 90s, 8-year-old me and my 5-year-old cousin were super fans of the Power Rangers. Both of us were Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger because she could do backflips but also because she was Tommy the Green Power Ranger’s girlfriend and we loved him. My aunt also loved him, so when … Continue reading Dreams do come true
People will pay for the weirdest shit, and I'm not even talking about that one chick on TikTok who sells weird things like her used IUD. Or a former friend of mine who sold a picture of her tonsils to a guy on the internet for $30. I'm talking about things like bot followers on … Continue reading Freelancing For Dummies
I can't think of a better way to kick off the first Watch This, Not That of the year than with a comedy edition. We need a laugh now more than ever so I took the liberty of watching a couple of Netflix specials to give you something to brighten your weekend at and something … Continue reading Watch This, Not That | Comedy, Volume: 1
I was a nightmare of a 14-year-old, or as I like to think of it, coming into my own. I'd had it with being a cheerleader so during a meeting I made a few of them cry then quit (my parents STILL remind me about that). I'd discovered D.L. Hughley and thanks to his comedy … Continue reading Their names are Snoopy and Prickly Pete
I'm not good at very many things, but gifts is not one of those things. I know what gifts I want. I make a list of the gifts that I want. Nobody has to wonder what to get me because I am very vocal about the gifts that I want. Don't bother trying to surprise … Continue reading You want to know how I got these scars?
Ever since the incident at our grandma's house, my cousin and I have been obsessed with ghosts and all things horror. Fun fact: for one of our regular horror movie nights we watched the B-rated movie Doctor Giggles and from that day forward, my cousin wanted to work in the medical field. She was 5. … Continue reading Ghost Stories: Part 2
Not that October (or any month over the last few years for that matter) is normally filled with new horror releases but thanks to the 'rona, there are now zero. But like everything else, I'm making the most of it: I'm watching horror movies I've never heard of and letting you guys know if they're … Continue reading Watch This Not That: Halloween Edition
Recently, a woman I used to work with launched a YouTube channel in the hopes of becoming a YouTube star. Yup - just her, a web cam, and 30 minutes of bullshit. Her drinking coffee. Her talking about nothing. Her foam rolling with her crotch RIGHT on the camera. We're talking OBGYN views. And you … Continue reading Review: Solutions And Other Problems | Allie Brosh
I don't know why people keep comparing 2020 to a Quintin Tarantino film. Tarantino films are good - even the fight scenes are delightful. Tarantino movies are entertaining, which is the polar opposite of 2020. If director comparisons are what we're after, then I would like to toss M. Night Shyamalan's name in the hat. … Continue reading Halloween, or just 2020?
There are some jobs that I just have a hard time taking serious. That's not to say I'm right, you understand. For a long time I refused to accept Social Media Manager as a vocation, and now it's how I pay the bills. But then there are times that I am right, like when people … Continue reading Internet Airball #1: “I’m Your Content Calendar for Your Online Coaching Business, and I’m Going on Strike”