It's no secret that I hate influencers. What's to like? Think of that one guy and/or girl from high school that you wanted to punch in the face daily. Well get ready to double up on that clenched fist because those same assholes that tricked people into thinking they were cool are now GETTING PAID … Continue reading It’s National Power Rangers Day so here’s a story about my 25+ year grudge with McDonald’s and my hometown all because of Tommy.
"Sometimes in life, you gotta eat a lotta shit." No wait, this one's better: "Life is just one all-you-can-eat shit show." I'm on a Marvelous Mrs. Maisel kick and I couldn't have started watching this show at a better time. Being an adult right now is terrible. Nothing at all like what I imagined, which … Continue reading “I’m Right On Top of That, Rose!”
Nothing makes me happier than knowing I'm not the only one who adopted the personality of a fictional character when I was a kid (it's been a long year so it takes very little). For Mia Mercado, it was Annie. For me, it was Wednesday Addams. I also enjoy relating to someone on the ridiculousness … Continue reading Review: Weird But Normal | Mia Mercado
Other than my niece, I don't like kids. I'm genuinely mystified when I hear someone say "I love kids!" I just don't get it. Kids scream. They want to touch your stuff. They have cooler toys today than I ever did and yet they still want to play with an iPhone. Wait until it turns … Continue reading I would like to give this inheritance back, please.
Hi hello! How was your week? Awesome, here's what happened to me. So, according to my husband, our roof is rapidly deteriorating. To me, that sounds like a colossal exaggeration. I don't ever look at our roof when I drive up to the house but if shingles aren't flying at my windshield then how bad … Continue reading This Week on Typical Jenn
Other than books, video games have been a much-needed escape for me, particularly the ones where I'm killing zombies and saving humanity. Video games get a bad rap, often being referred to as "time-wasting" and "mindless". Obviously, I would hardly call them "time-wasting". This is 2020; if you're not prepared for anything - and I … Continue reading Review: Ready Player One | Ernest Cline
With the exception of McDonald’s hamburgers and possibly the year 2020, nothing lasts forever. I know that. You know that. The former couples from 90 Day Fiance know that. But there’s one group of people that haven’t received the memo, and that would be BravoTV (and possibly the Mayans). A couple of years ago, I … Continue reading The only thing worse than Vanderpump Rules
I've mentioned this incident before but for the people in the back, here we go. So when I was 16, my friend Ileen and I were heading to the lake when she announced that we would be giving another girl, Kelly, a ride. Why? I don't know but I begrudgingly picked Kelly up and brought … Continue reading Oh my god oh my god oh my god the girl who stole my sunglasses 20 years ago is out of prison
I'm not sure if you can tell by my previous posts, but I like to drink. I tried to not drink, but it didn't work so instead, I decided to not drink as much. It works great during the week but when it comes to the weekend? It's. ON. My drink of choice is Miller … Continue reading Drunk Things: Vol. 1
So right now I'm reading Weird But Normal by Mia Mercado and in it, she tells a story about being on vacation at Disney with her family when she was 12 and there's an Aladdin Ride/Poop story it reminded me of a vacation I took when I was 14 that I still can't believe my … Continue reading Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story