Being a content writer has been not as fun as I thought it would be. While it's helped in some ways, I spend the majority of my time writing for audiologists - this does not help when all you want to do is write jokes. Additionally, I'm running out of ways to convince people to … Continue reading Apparently, Not Everyone Likes Butt Jokes
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And For My Next Trick I Will Make All Of My New Year’s Resolutions Come True
The end of the year has been surprisingly busy, except not surprisingly because I waited until last minute to do a lot of things and it all caught up to me as usual. And now that I'm caught up I have time to write about all of the things I may or may not do … Continue reading And For My Next Trick I Will Make All Of My New Year’s Resolutions Come True
Is your refrigerator running?
Refrigerator running…its mouth.
You know the old adage, “Love hurts?” I’m okay with the heart getting hurt. When some girl cold bloodedly tells you that she has been dating someone else for a little while at the same time and she likes him better. Or when you ask a girl to go steady with a big huge cut out heart because she asked you to a dance, and she says no, making the upcoming dance with her Suuuper awkward.
When it comes to romantic comedies though, why does it seem like the refrigerator is always running? Because it seems like someone is always trying to catch it. Every time you turn around someone is chasing someone. Whether it is a girl chasing a guy to the airport, a guy chasing a girl to a baseball game, or a crowd of girls in wedding dresses chasing a guy down the street…
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I Know a Queen When I See One
So the other day started off like any other holiday off where I go to crossfit and my husband does yard work. I returned home to find him still outside working so I decided to go inside, put my gym stuff away and then hang out with him outside so he wouldn't feel like he … Continue reading I Know a Queen When I See One
The Correlation Between Zombies and the Weather
I live in Texas and as some of you may have heard half of us are about to get obliterated by Hurricane Harvey. Cities are being evacuated, people are flooding grocery stores for extra provisions, major highways are being shut down, the first day of school has been cancelled - all while Doomsday Preppers watch … Continue reading The Correlation Between Zombies and the Weather
How 50 Shades of Grey Almost Ruined Porn For Me
You probably haven't noticed that recently I started my Typical Jenn Unofficial Book Club. It's unofficial because I don't know what makes a book club official, and it's probably best because I don't always share the opinions of my fellow book lovers. You won't find me discussing books about a terminally ill character finding love … Continue reading How 50 Shades of Grey Almost Ruined Porn For Me
Vanderpump Rules Does Adult Things
Well, we made it. After drunken fights, cheating allegations, confrontations, name calling (and that was just the bachelor/bachelorette party), we finally made it to the wedding no one thought would happen, or at least hoped it wouldn't. You did so think that, shut up. Anyway, the wedding: it was actually quite lovely. Lisa made an … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Does Adult Things
The Celebrity Apprentice: “Scissors and Creativity”
So then, The Celebrity Apprentice is moving at warp speed and we're already more than halfway through the season; not that you can tell, what with all the same tasks and same boardroom meetings and the same speeches the Governor gives about his days as a body builder and the same fights with Lisa Leslie. … Continue reading The Celebrity Apprentice: “Scissors and Creativity”
