Hi hello! How was your week? Awesome, here's what happened to me. So, according to my husband, our roof is rapidly deteriorating. To me, that sounds like a colossal exaggeration. I don't ever look at our roof when I drive up to the house but if shingles aren't flying at my windshield then how bad … Continue reading This Week on Typical Jenn
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Oh my god oh my god oh my god the girl who stole my sunglasses 20 years ago is out of prison
I've mentioned this incident before but for the people in the back, here we go. So when I was 16, my friend Ileen and I were heading to the lake when she announced that we would be giving another girl, Kelly, a ride. Why? I don't know but I begrudgingly picked Kelly up and brought … Continue reading Oh my god oh my god oh my god the girl who stole my sunglasses 20 years ago is out of prison
Drunk Things: Vol. 1
I'm not sure if you can tell by my previous posts, but I like to drink. I tried to not drink, but it didn't work so instead, I decided to not drink as much. It works great during the week but when it comes to the weekend? It's. ON. My drink of choice is Miller … Continue reading Drunk Things: Vol. 1
Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
So right now I'm reading Weird But Normal by Mia Mercado and in it, she tells a story about being on vacation at Disney with her family when she was 12 and there's an Aladdin Ride/Poop story it reminded me of a vacation I took when I was 14 that I still can't believe my … Continue reading Reading Jogs My Memory So Here’s My Pants Stain Story
Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Age is nothing but a number. It's such a cliché thing to say but it's true. It has to be or the reality is I'm mentally aging in reverse. In fact, don't even ask me how old I am. I'm relearning numbers. Recently I attended a funeral that I was not prepared to attend. Not … Continue reading Funerals Bring Out The Kid In Me
Review: The Tao of Bill Murray |Gavin Edwards
I have a problem, and that problem is when it comes to work I have a hard time saying 'no' when someone asks me for a favor. This leads to me over-extending myself, which stresses me out, resulting in my transformation into a volcano of rage. The mere thought of having to add anything - … Continue reading Review: The Tao of Bill Murray |Gavin Edwards
This Month I Said…
We've all done it. We all dwell on it. There are even ridiculous amounts of memes dedicated to it. It's an epidemic that we've let affect us for too long. I'm talking about foot-in-mouth incidents and today, I take a stand against the effects these misfortunes have on me. Today, I will free myself from … Continue reading This Month I Said…
Review: Failure is An Option | H. Jon Benjamin
OK, so here's the deal with this book: it's hilarious. I'm talking it made me cry-laugh. H. Jon details his failures from childhood to his most recent - failing to do two different voices for Bob (Bob's Burgers) and Archer (Archer, duh). What I love most is this book never turns inspirational. There's no advice … Continue reading Review: Failure is An Option | H. Jon Benjamin
Stereotypical Jenn
Over the years, I've been pretty vocal about the heartache I suffered upon discovering I was a millennial. After spending the better part of two decades not caring about or even seeing the point of these classifications, I was suddenly angered by the fact that because of a technicality (my birth year) I was officially … Continue reading Stereotypical Jenn
Apparently, Not Everyone Likes Butt Jokes
Being a content writer has been not as fun as I thought it would be. While it's helped in some ways, I spend the majority of my time writing for audiologists - this does not help when all you want to do is write jokes. Additionally, I'm running out of ways to convince people to … Continue reading Apparently, Not Everyone Likes Butt Jokes
