When I was younger I used to make fun of my mom for watching All My Children, a soap opera from the 1900s that I found to be absolutely ridiculous. People would disappear and reappear at random, story lines became more outrageous or were repeated using different people, and there was always the possibility of … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules
OK, wow. Um, where do I start? I guess I'll start with "OK I'd heard this season would be about the election but damn it the news is bad enough did you really have to go there, AHS?" I mean really. Television is my escape, and what did you do? You took a show that … Continue reading American Horror Story: What. The. F*@$.
As made evident by some of my blog posts, every so often I like to pick a reality show and write about it. Vanderpump Rules is on that list and since it's starting its new life as a spinoff machine I figured I would write about its first: Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. I'm already … Continue reading Jax Goes to His Own Personal Hell for 2 Weeks
From where I sit, which is on my couch, I can't help but notice that civilization is steadily moving in reverse. The future is so 2017; what's trending is the past - get with it. There are various topics this can apply to but in this instance I'm talking about TV shows. I thought I … Continue reading Ghosts of Television Shows Past
That's it, we've reached the end all in the blink of an eye, literally. And I was wrong about it not being new, they just saved the newest of the new for the end. Within the last couple of episodes Arnold has gone on a firing spree and widdled the celebrities down to two: Matt … Continue reading The Celebrity Apprentice: “The End – Probably Forever”
I once had a person tell me that they only liked movies that "could actually happen" - an interesting take considering one of the objectives of a movie is to provide the audience with a momentary escape from reality. After I finished rolling my eyes a complete 360 degrees I thought "what a pretentious thing … Continue reading Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Except Not Yours
In my last Celebrity Apprentice article I mentioned that I was once in marketing; what I didn't mention was how much I hated it, although I didn't realize it at the time. I always figured it was stress that made me pray on a daily basis for a meteor to strike the earth. It wasn't … Continue reading The Celebrity Apprentice: “Fire Up That Chopper”
A hundred years ago when I worked in marketing I had a dream of competing on The Apprentice, but before I had the chance to apply for a spot the show was converted to The Celebrity Apprentice, making it just a tad bit more difficult to get on. No matter, I trudged on. My dream … Continue reading The New Celebrity Apprentice
Our world is a huge piece of piss. After fighting it as long as I could I've had to accept the fact that because of a technicality (that technicality being my birth year) I am considered a Millennial. The word alone is so obnoxious it's enough to make me close my eyes and will a … Continue reading So Far on Vanderpump Rules….
Son of a bitch.... Let's just get started. We kick off the episode with a pretend guest panel featuring the cast and the actual victims of the Roanoke fiasco. All of the actors are assholes, fake-Butcher is just starting her crazy and everyone is famous and preparing for the second season. And then after the … Continue reading American Horror Story: Roanoke – THE FINALE