It's happened. I'm whoring out my writing for exposure. I'm a total sell out. It's not too bad. After spending 2 1/2 years writing show recaps for free, I was offered a contract with Taste of Reality to basically make fun of reality shows they assigned me for $10 an article. It started with Vanderpump … Continue reading I get paid a whole $10 for this.
It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
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I have two friends; two women that I hang out with and confide in and can genuinely call friends. Sometimes I think I want two more friends, a thought that usually comes to me when I'm watching Sex And The City reruns. Then I watch Vanderpump Rules.. and I immediately defect. Is this what groups … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
When I was younger I used to make fun of my mom for watching All My Children, a soap opera from the 1900s that I found to be absolutely ridiculous. People would disappear and reappear at random, story lines became more outrageous or were repeated using different people, and there was always the possibility of … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules
OK, wow. Um, where do I start? I guess I'll start with "OK I'd heard this season would be about the election but damn it the news is bad enough did you really have to go there, AHS?" I mean really. Television is my escape, and what did you do? You took a show that … Continue reading American Horror Story: What. The. F*@$.
As made evident by some of my blog posts, every so often I like to pick a reality show and write about it. Vanderpump Rules is on that list and since it's starting its new life as a spinoff machine I figured I would write about its first: Jax and Brittany Take Kentucky. I'm already … Continue reading Jax Goes to His Own Personal Hell for 2 Weeks
From where I sit, which is on my couch, I can't help but notice that civilization is steadily moving in reverse. The future is so 2017; what's trending is the past - get with it. There are various topics this can apply to but in this instance I'm talking about TV shows. I thought I … Continue reading Ghosts of Television Shows Past
That's it, we've reached the end all in the blink of an eye, literally. And I was wrong about it not being new, they just saved the newest of the new for the end. Within the last couple of episodes Arnold has gone on a firing spree and widdled the celebrities down to two: Matt … Continue reading The Celebrity Apprentice: “The End – Probably Forever”