Ever since the incident at our grandma's house, my cousin and I have been obsessed with ghosts and all things horror. Fun fact: for one of our regular horror movie nights we watched the B-rated movie Doctor Giggles and from that day forward, my cousin wanted to work in the medical field. She was 5. … Continue reading Ghost Stories: Part 2
I used to be a fan of the show Ghost Hunters. Then it turned into America's Got Talent: The Dead Do Tricks. Every episode you'd see footage of spirits dancing and moving things on cue, as though they knew they were being recorded. It was all a bit too strings on a skeleton for me. … Continue reading Ghost Stories: Part 1
Not that October (or any month over the last few years for that matter) is normally filled with new horror releases but thanks to the 'rona, there are now zero. But like everything else, I'm making the most of it: I'm watching horror movies I've never heard of and letting you guys know if they're … Continue reading Watch This Not That: Halloween Edition
Recently, a woman I used to work with launched a YouTube channel in the hopes of becoming a YouTube star. Yup - just her, a web cam, and 30 minutes of bullshit. Her drinking coffee. Her talking about nothing. Her foam rolling with her crotch RIGHT on the camera. We're talking OBGYN views. And you … Continue reading Review: Solutions And Other Problems | Allie Brosh
I don't know why people keep comparing 2020 to a Quintin Tarantino film. Tarantino films are good - even the fight scenes are delightful. Tarantino movies are entertaining, which is the polar opposite of 2020. If director comparisons are what we're after, then I would like to toss M. Night Shyamalan's name in the hat. … Continue reading Halloween, or just 2020?
There are some jobs that I just have a hard time taking serious. That's not to say I'm right, you understand. For a long time I refused to accept Social Media Manager as a vocation, and now it's how I pay the bills. But then there are times that I am right, like when people … Continue reading Internet Airball #1: “I’m Your Content Calendar for Your Online Coaching Business, and I’m Going on Strike”
For someone who is filled with anxiety and self-doubt and is irrationally self-conscious, I am really making some big things happen... in my head. If you ask my imagination I'm practically a best selling author and everyone wants to work with me. I also just hosted Saturday Night Live with Jake Gyllenhaal. Did I mention … Continue reading Internet Airballs
Here's one for you. So my husband decided to invite my FIL (you've been reading long enough to know that FIL stands for Father-In-Law, right? Cool) to dinner. Fine. He comes over and is all nice and has been being all nice lately and you want to know why? It's because he's in a fight … Continue reading 60-Year-Old Kids Do The Darndest Things
If I had to use a story to adequately depict my life, it would be the one about the time I was in high school and had a huge crush on a guy named Albert who was super popular and a star varsity basketball player but had to settle for his twin brother who was … Continue reading Dress For Whatever Job
It's no secret that I hate influencers. What's to like? Think of that one guy and/or girl from high school that you wanted to punch in the face daily. Well get ready to double up on that clenched fist because those same assholes that tricked people into thinking they were cool are now GETTING PAID … Continue reading It’s National Power Rangers Day so here’s a story about my 25+ year grudge with McDonald’s and my hometown all because of Tommy.