So, I've been at my new job for a week. I love it, except for one thing - I had to have my picture taken for the website. I'm not photogenic AT. ALL. On top of that I'm, apparently, ridiculously allergic to mountain cedar which is at an extreme high right now. Thursday was picture … Continue reading The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
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Why My Blog is Called ‘Typical Jenn’ and Not ‘Everything is Coming Up Millhouse For Jenn’
Yesterday I was super excited about getting my MacBook fixed. Here's how that ended. First, the back story: The first marketing job I ever had required me to learn graphic design so I could create their advertisements, as opposed to outsourcing. However, they didn't want to pay for the software I needed so instead they … Continue reading Why My Blog is Called ‘Typical Jenn’ and Not ‘Everything is Coming Up Millhouse For Jenn’
Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
I have two friends; two women that I hang out with and confide in and can genuinely call friends. Sometimes I think I want two more friends, a thought that usually comes to me when I'm watching Sex And The City reruns. Then I watch Vanderpump Rules.. and I immediately defect. Is this what groups … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
And For My Next Trick I Will Make All Of My New Year’s Resolutions Come True
The end of the year has been surprisingly busy, except not surprisingly because I waited until last minute to do a lot of things and it all caught up to me as usual. And now that I'm caught up I have time to write about all of the things I may or may not do … Continue reading And For My Next Trick I Will Make All Of My New Year’s Resolutions Come True
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When I was younger I used to make fun of my mom for watching All My Children, a soap opera from the 1900s that I found to be absolutely ridiculous. People would disappear and reappear at random, story lines became more outrageous or were repeated using different people, and there was always the possibility of … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules
#allthewords
On Monday Vanderpump Rules returns... Don't act like you're not excited. I'll be writing about each episode, of course, but this season I'm adding a fun game called "What's the Word?" and it's played as follows: If you can guess what the buzzword or catchphrase of the season is in three episodes or less you … Continue reading #allthewords
#Todaymybosssaid
#Todaymybosssaid that Trump was helping take down the Illuminati. Actually he said this the other day but it's definitely a thing that he said. Hello everyone! I apologize for my absence. I've spent the last couple of weeks trying to figure out how to fast track my writing career so I don't have to hear … Continue reading #Todaymybosssaid
Driving Etiquette
So I was going through my drafts and found this little blast from the past. I wrote this on my first blog (on blogger.com) with the intentions of doing a whole series on things people need to quit doing while driving. Well, I've decided I'm nobody to talk, proven by my fear of becoming a … Continue reading Driving Etiquette
Haunted dollhouse, part 2. — The Bloggess
Because I've run out of Halloween things to write about and the replica Freddy Kreuger house (from Nightmare on Elm Street 3) I'm building will definitely not be finished by Tuesday I thought I would share a creation that blows my Krueger house out of the water. Here's part 2 of this incredible house created … Continue reading Haunted dollhouse, part 2. — The Bloggess
