As you may or may not (probably more not) have noticed I've been absent over the last few weeks. It turns out when you work a grown-up job you're given added responsibilities - something my brain is having a hard time absorbing. I'm having trouble finding the time to write - partly the reason for … Continue reading Always Finding the Funny
Author: typicaljenn
Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
It must be difficult growing up on camera. Your voice is changing, you're growing hair all over like you're morphing into a werewolf, your face is pulling a backward Benjamin Button. It has to be traumatic. Thank god my dreams of childhood stardom never came true. It's not all sadness, though. The flip side is … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Call Me Jason
Not the Kool Kid: Forward
Hello everyone! Welcome to the show! How are you? Sounds great. Get comfortable because you're in for a real treat. When this is all over we'll be best friends. Unless a movie gets made about my life, then my best friends will be famous people. Sorry, I don't make the rules in Hollywood, I'll just … Continue reading Not the Kool Kid: Forward
Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
I once had a boyfriend who was the epitome of an asshole. He was so awful that I chased him, couldn't eat if he was mad at me, was only happy if he was, and couldn't bring myself to leave him. I was 17. And here I am, 17 years later, with a grown-up job … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules Recap: It’s Not About the Pasta
Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
So, as you probably don't remember, I have set a goal of reading at least 35 books this year. While the next 34 will be ones I've never read, the first one I chose for the year is one I've read more times than I can count. Regardless of anyone's opinion of her this is … Continue reading Official Book Club Selection: A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin
The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
So, I've been at my new job for a week. I love it, except for one thing - I had to have my picture taken for the website. I'm not photogenic AT. ALL. On top of that I'm, apparently, ridiculously allergic to mountain cedar which is at an extreme high right now. Thursday was picture … Continue reading The Best Part About Picture Day is Nothing
Vanderpump Rules: Sex, Lies, and Audiotape
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Why My Blog is Called ‘Typical Jenn’ and Not ‘Everything is Coming Up Millhouse For Jenn’
Yesterday I was super excited about getting my MacBook fixed. Here's how that ended. First, the back story: The first marketing job I ever had required me to learn graphic design so I could create their advertisements, as opposed to outsourcing. However, they didn't want to pay for the software I needed so instead they … Continue reading Why My Blog is Called ‘Typical Jenn’ and Not ‘Everything is Coming Up Millhouse For Jenn’
Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
I have two friends; two women that I hang out with and confide in and can genuinely call friends. Sometimes I think I want two more friends, a thought that usually comes to me when I'm watching Sex And The City reruns. Then I watch Vanderpump Rules.. and I immediately defect. Is this what groups … Continue reading Vanderpump Rules: Absinthe-minded
And For My Next Trick I Will Make All Of My New Year’s Resolutions Come True
The end of the year has been surprisingly busy, except not surprisingly because I waited until last minute to do a lot of things and it all caught up to me as usual. And now that I'm caught up I have time to write about all of the things I may or may not do … Continue reading And For My Next Trick I Will Make All Of My New Year’s Resolutions Come True
