So then, The Celebrity Apprentice is moving at warp speed and we're already more than halfway through the season; not that you can tell, what with all the same tasks and same boardroom meetings and the same speeches the Governor gives about his days as a body builder and the same fights with Lisa Leslie. … Continue reading The Celebrity Apprentice: “Scissors and Creativity”
I once had a person tell me that they only liked movies that "could actually happen" - an interesting take considering one of the objectives of a movie is to provide the audience with a momentary escape from reality. After I finished rolling my eyes a complete 360 degrees I thought "what a pretentious thing … Continue reading Sweet, Sweet Fantasy, Except Not Yours
In my last Celebrity Apprentice article I mentioned that I was once in marketing; what I didn't mention was how much I hated it, although I didn't realize it at the time. I always figured it was stress that made me pray on a daily basis for a meteor to strike the earth. It wasn't … Continue reading The Celebrity Apprentice: “Fire Up That Chopper”
A hundred years ago when I worked in marketing I had a dream of competing on The Apprentice, but before I had the chance to apply for a spot the show was converted to The Celebrity Apprentice, making it just a tad bit more difficult to get on. No matter, I trudged on. My dream … Continue reading The New Celebrity Apprentice
Our world is a huge piece of piss. After fighting it as long as I could I've had to accept the fact that because of a technicality (that technicality being my birth year) I am considered a Millennial. The word alone is so obnoxious it's enough to make me close my eyes and will a … Continue reading So Far on Vanderpump Rules….